'Twas only a joke.
I'm not interested in sampling, since it seems to defeat the purpose, in my case. If I wanted pipe organ samples, I could easily find them in such portable organs as the Hammond SK1, SK2, and XK-1c. I prefer to work with the synthesizer as a synthesizer, producing sounds that are meant to stand on their own, without reference to other sounds. The great irony is that, with such sounds as organ, choir, brass, and strings, the point is not to strictly emulate other instruments/voices so that the listener is fooled, but to produce unabashedly synthesized versions that any person with a decent ear could distinguish as synthesized versions. "Vintage strings" is one such example. So, if I use an organ sound, it's meant to be the sort of organ sound that only a synthesizer could produce - no apologies necessary.