We used the exact same technology as was found in this iconic synthesizer from 1972. At a stunning $5.99 and at 0.05% the size of the original, the exciting new Micro Odyssey (Moddyssey) is expected to be released in 2040. Operators are standing by to accept your pre-orders immediately.
Don't have a backpack? No problem. Throw the Modyssey in your shirt pocket and you're ready to gig. Heck, why not take three or four, depending on your pocket size?
Don't procrastinate for another minute. And never again pay the outrageous prices charged by those greedy synthesizer companies - you know, the ones that actually design their own instruments from scratch. This is your chance to own a classic synthesizer at a fraction of the quality price...and size.